The Only Permission Slip You Need
The universal battle cry of people who don't believe in plan B! This isn't just a patch – it's a lifestyle manifesto in two simple words. When in doubt? You already know the answer.
Technical Specs:
- Dimensions: 2"W x 1.1"T of pure commitment
- Premium PVC Construction
- Velcro backing stronger than your mom's nerves
Built for Full Send:
- Waterproof (like your confidence)
- Cold-resistant (unlike your inhibitions)
- No-curl edges (straighter than your send line)
- Bomber velcro backing (more committed than you are)
Perfect For:
- Professional senders
- Part-time stoke machines
- Full-time thrill seekers
- "Hold my beer" specialists
- People who think safety meetings are optional
- Anyone who's ever said "watch this"
- Those who make their insurance agent nervous
Why This Patch Rules:
- Universal language of stoke
- Makes hesitation impossible
- Works as a decision maker
- Probably cheaper than hospital bills
- Definitely your mom's least favorite patch
Warning: May cause:
- Spontaneous sending
- Chronic stoke syndrome
- Uncontrollable urge to go big
- Sudden disappearance of fear
- Mysterious appearance of stories
- Enhanced willingness to try anything once
Essential Features:
- Built-in courage booster
- Maximum send capacity
- Peer-pressure approved
- Certified stoke generator
- More influence than your responsible friend
Slap this motivational masterpiece on your gear when you need that extra push to do something probably questionable but definitely memorable.
Note: No actual senders were harmed in the making of this patch, but several were spotted achieving legendary status.
