For Those Who Roll With It
Celebrate Bend's two-wheeled obsession with our ode to the town where bikes outnumber excuses! Because in Bend, "rush hour" means deciding which trail to hit first.
Technical Specs:
- Dimensions: Perfect size for your helmet (but looks better on your hat)
- Premium PVC Construction
- Velcro backing stronger than your quads after Phil's Trail
Built for Bike Life:
- Waterproof (unlike your bike shorts in spring)
- Cold-resistant (better than your fingers in winter)
- No-curl edges (straighter than your handlebar alignment)
- Bomber velcro backing (more reliable than your bike lock)
Perfect For:
- Trail warriors
- Bike lane champions
- Phil's Trail pioneers
- Downtown cruisers
- Deschutes River Trail riders
- Anyone who measures distance in chainrings
Why You Need This:
- Rep your bike-obsessed hometown
- Show everyone you're part of the wheel world
- Perfect conversation starter at bike shops
- Lets people know why you have those weird tan lines
- Explains the permanent chain mark on your calf
*Warning: May cause:
- Spontaneous trail riding
- Excessive bike rack shopping
- Chronic "one more lap" syndrome
- Inability to drive past a bike shop
- Uncontrollable urge to compare tire sizes
- Sudden need for more bike storage*
Because in Bend, we don't just ride bikes - we live bikes. From snowy fat bike adventures to summer singletrack sessions, this patch says "I'd rather be pedaling!"
