For When Your Style Needs Some Serious Range
Channel your inner desert wanderer with our dead-serious (but not too serious) cow skull patch. Perfect for those who like their style a little wild, a little western, and a whole lot awesome.
Technical Specs:
- Dimensions: 2.25"W x 2"T of pure prairie attitude
- Premium PVC Construction
- Velcro backing stronger than a bull's headbutt
Built for the Bold:
- Waterproof (unlike your cowboy boots)
- Cold-resistant (tougher than a winter cattle drive)
- No-curl edges (straighter than a Texas fence line)
- Bomber velcro backing (grips like a bull rider)
Perfect For:
- Urban cowboys
- Desert dreamers
- Ranch rockers
- Western wanderers
- Anyone who thinks Georgia O'Keeffe was onto something
- People who say "y'all" ironically (and unironically)
Why PVC?
- Tougher than a two-dollar steak
- More flexible than your line-dancing moves
- Weather-resistant (unlike your cowboy hat)
- Built to last longer than your mechanical bull record
Slap this bad boy on your gear and let everyone know you're ready to wrangle whatever the day throws at you. Because nothing says "I might know how to lasso something" quite like a skull patch!
Warning: May cause sudden urges to buy cowboy boots and use "pardner" in casual conversation
