Because Love Is An Adventure
The ultimate wingman for your other patches! This isn't just any old "I Heart" patch – it's your chance to profess your undying love for... well, anything (we don't judge). Think of it as the start of your own patch-based poetry.
Technical Specs:
- Dimensions: 1.25"W x .75"T of pure passion
- Premium PVC Construction
- Velcro backing stronger than your feelings
Built for Love Stories:
- Waterproof (like your endless devotion)
- Cold-resistant (unlike your ex)
- No-curl edges (straighter than Cupid's arrow)
- Bomber velcro backing (more committed than your last relationship)
Perfect Pairings:
- Your favorite beer patch
- That mountain you conquered
- Your beloved bike patch
- The trail that stole your heart
- Pretty much anything else you're into
- That blank space that needs filling
Why You Need This:
- Universal love language
- Perfect conversation starter
- Goes with literally everything
- More permanent than a tattoo (and less painful)
- Lets you change your mind when you want
*Warning: May cause:
- Spontaneous declarations of love
- Chronic patch rearranging
- Inability to choose just one pairing
- Excessive creativity
- Unstoppable urge to collect more patches
- Temporary commitment issues (it's okay, you can always move it)*
Slap this love letter on your hat and let the world know what makes your heart skip a beat. Because sometimes you just need to wear your heart on your... hat!
