For Those Who Eat Moguls for Breakfast
Think green circles are for grandma? This one's for you, you magnificent mountain goat! Our Experts Only patch is for those who see "Cliff Ahead" signs as personal invitations and think ski patrol is just being dramatic.
Technical Specs:
- Dimensions: 2.5"W x 2.5"T or 1.5"W x 2"T of pure swagger
- Premium PVC Construction
- Velcro backing stronger than your quads after bump runs
Built for the Brave:
- Waterproof (like your confidence in the steeps)
- Cold-resistant (unlike your friend waiting in the lodge)
- No-curl edges (straighter than your fall line)
- Bomber velcro backing (more secure than your helmet on a yard sale)
Perfect For:
- Cliff-dropping connoisseurs
- Powder day professionals
- "Hold my beer" specialists
- People who think "steep" is a relative term
- Anyone who's ever said "That doesn't look too bad from here"
- Those who think ski patrol signs are just suggestions
Warning: Wearing this patch does not actually improve your skiing ability. Results may vary. Past performance does not guarantee future sends.
Slap this bad boy on when you're ready to show everyone that your life insurance premiums aren't high enough!
