Too Magical For The Stables
Meet your new spirit animal – the mythical maverick who makes unicorns look like one-trick ponies. This enchanted explorer broke out of the stables, traded hay for adventure, and never looked back. Unless there's glitter. There's always time for glitter.
Technical Specs:
- Dimensions: 2"W x 2"T of pure whimsy
- Premium PVC Construction
- Velcro backing tougher than breaking a wild unicorn
Built for Believers:
- Waterproof (like your faith in magic)
- Cold-resistant (sparkles don't freeze)
- No-curl edges (straighter than your imaginary horn)
- Bomber velcro backing (more reliable than leprechaun promises)
Perfect For:
- Professional dream wranglers
- Myth management specialists
- Sparkle storm survivors
- Cloud ranch hands
- Anyone who's ever tried to lasso a rainbow
- People who think horse girls need more glitter
Warning: May cause:
- Spontaneous galloping in public
- Urges to braid strangers' hair
- Chronic rainbow chasing
- Excessive belief in magic
- Uncontrollable need to add horns to things
- Mysterious accumulation of glitter in strange places
Care Instructions:
- Keep away from non-believers
- Feed daily doses of imagination
- Polish horn regularly
- Maintain optimal sparkle levels
Whether you're herding clouds at sunset or gathering stars at midnight, this patch brings the magic to your everyday roundup. Because sometimes the best trails are the ones sprinkled with pixie dust. Saddle up, dreamer – this ain't your average pony ride!
Note: No actual rainbows were wrangled in the making of this patch. They're surprisingly slippery.
