Meet the original outdoor enthusiast!
Before Gore-Tex, before trail maps, and way before fancy camping gear, this guy was living his best prehistoric life. Our cave-dwelling friend comes ready to remind you that sometimes the best adventures require nothing but a loincloth and a can-do attitude.
Technical Specs:
- Dimensions: 1.75"W x 2"T of pure primitive power
- Premium PVC Construction
- Velcro backing stronger than a woolly mammoth
Built for Prehistoric Performance:
- Waterproof (unlike those cave paintings)
- Cold-resistant (ice age approved)
- No-curl edges (flatter than a stone tablet)
- Bomber velcro backing (sticks better than prehistoric pitch)
Perfect For:
- Modern-day adventurers
- Minimalist campers
- Club enthusiasts
- Anyone who thinks fire is still pretty magical
- Those who grunt at morning people
Why PVC? We chose premium PVC because:
- Tougher than a dinosaur steak
- More flexible than your caveman diet
- Weather-resistant (unlike those primitive shelters)
- Built to last longer than the Stone Age
Slap this bad boy on your gear whenever you need to remind yourself that humans have been crushing outdoor adventures since before outdoor gear catalogs existed. Because sometimes you just need to keep it simple and clubtastic!
Warning: May cause sudden urges to forage berries and hunt woolly mammoths
