Your Patches' New Favorite Hangout

Ever see a blank wall and think "that needs more personality"? Or wish you could bring your whole patch collection on adventures without creating chaos? Problem solved. The Slap Rack is about to become your patches' best friend.

What Makes It Rad:

Premium velcro display panel (like your hat, but bigger)
Four heavy-duty grommets (for when you're feeling fancy)
Portable design (rolls up like a burrito, displays like a masterpiece)
Sleek black surface with signature blue binding

Two Ways to Rock It:

Wall Mode: • Hang it proud like the patch gallery it is • Show off your collection to jealous friends • Perfect background for your social media flex • Makes patch coordination a breeze
Road Mode: • Rolls up smoother than your best excuses • Keeps patches protected and organized • Perfect for mid-adventure style swaps • Better than stuffing them in your pockets

Perfect For:

Patch collectors gone pro
Organizational enthusiasts
Style swap specialists
Adventure accessorizers
People who respect their patch game
Anyone who's lost a patch to the void

Warning: May cause:

Excessive patch collecting
Spontaneous style planning
Uncontrollable urge to organize
Sudden need to buy more patches
Mysterious patch arrangement sessions
Enhanced appreciation for velcro

The Responsible Choice:

Saves patches from sock drawer exile
Prevents panic-induced patch searches
Makes patch rotation actually possible
Probably more adult than your current system
Definitely better than "somewhere in that pile"

Grab your Slap Rack and give your patches the home they deserve. Because sometimes the best adventures start with knowing where all your gear is!

Note: No patches were harmed in the making of this rack, but several were rescued from questionable storage situations.