Victory Braids and Battle Blades
Meet your new battle bestie – she's got more sass than your entire raiding party and enough attitude to make Odin nervous. At 1.4"W x 2.25"T, she's proof that the fiercest warriors come in compact packages. Sorry boys, this warrior doesn't need your directions to Valhalla.
Technical Specs:
- Dimensions: 1.4"W x 2.25"T of pure warrior spirit
- Premium PVC Construction
- Velcro backing stronger than your battle cry
Built for Battle:
- Waterproof (like your excuses for missing shield practice)
- Cold-resistant (ice giant approved)
- No-curl edges (sharper than your sword collection)
- Bomber velcro backing (more reliable than battle plans)
Perfect For:
- Victory dance specialists
- Professional shield maidens
- Sword logic enthusiasts
- Braid warriors
- Anyone who's ever won an argument with a god
- People who make Valkyries nervous
Warning: May cause:
- Sudden urges to braid everything
- Spontaneous battle cries
- Enhanced side-eye abilities
- Uncontrollable need to prove points with swords
- Mysterious accumulation of defeated enemies
Note: Best deployed as a dynamic duo with Fjord Force. Together, they're like Thor and Loki, but with better style and fewer family issues.
