The Hottest Patch in Your Collection
Some call it a campfire. We call it nature's TV! This toasty little number brings all the warmth without the smoke-in-your-face dance.
Technical Specs:
- Dimensions: 1.75"T x 1"W of pure cozy
- Premium PVC Construction
- Velcro backing stronger than your s'mores craving
Built for Fireside Tales:
- Waterproof (unlike your camping stories)
- Cold-resistant (when your real fire won't start)
- No-curl edges (stays flat like your tent never does)
- Zero smoke smell (finally!)
Perfect for:
- Camp chiefs
- S'mores sommeliers
- Ghost story specialists
- Fireside philosophers
Slap this patch on whenever you need to spark some joy – no matches required!
