Unusual Criminal jokes will frequently give a smile across internet surfer’s faces. In the crook’s try to get away with a illegal activity or take something for nothing, crooks can do a multitude of increasingly crazy (and entertaining) endeavors. However, a few crooks also do an increasing number of very entertaining crimes. When their crimes are funny enough or crazy enough then the crooks is entitled to the emblem of World’s Dumbest Criminal. However, a number of the World’s Dumbest Criminals do things that are extremely crazy, this is the case with the recent addition to the World’s Dumbest Criminals.

This story was reported from Canton, Ohio. A 21 year old decided that it would be a smart endeavor to urinate at a Wal-Mart deli meat serving area. Global Grind reported, “According to Lt. Linda Brown of the Canton Police Department, Robert T. Jenkins, 21, of Canton, was arrested at 1:30 a.m. Friday morning and charges with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct.” (Man Walks In Wal-Mart And Pees On The Meat, 2010).

Police reported to a situation at the Wal-Mart approximately 1:30 a.m., Friday January 21, 2010. The report were still not been reported whether the crook was on illicit drugs or under the influence of alcohol. The report was clear about the amount of damage that was committed. Bossip reported, “The disorderly conduct destroyed more than $600 dollars in meat. Police have not commented on whether alcohol or drugs played a role in Jenkin’s actions, the site reported. Jenkins is currently being held in the Stark County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond, Fox8.com reported.” (Random Ridiculousness: Man Pees on $600 Worth of Steaks at an Ohio Wal-Mart, 2010)

Does it really matter why he urinated on the Wal-Mart meat counter? Yes, this situation does beg to know why in the world he would do this? However, I do not think the police will ever release this information. No matter why he did it, this story certainly deserves to be in the annals of the World’s Dumbest Criminals.

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