What are some good jokes for a Bachelor Party?

by Admin on January 4, 2009

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The kid who did. asked:

My almost brother in law is having a bachelor party. What are some good jokes that we can pick on him a little?

CLEAN JOKES PLEASE!

Ruth

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{ 6 comments }

robert m January 4, 2009 at 6:52 am

Go to church and stop sinning your soul.

mcynnis1 January 7, 2009 at 12:51 pm

The first joke should be how you spelled Bachelor. LOL

geostrom b January 10, 2009 at 12:38 pm

here’s one i did for a friend of mine who got married a few years ago put super glue on the tolit seat and let the first person to sit down try to get off the tolit after that… lol that was fun to watch…

roxy January 11, 2009 at 2:57 am

You tell him that when he first enters the bedroom he should circle the bed like a shark. Circle it and circle it before he decides which side to lay down on. Once he picks his side he had better be comfortable with it because that will be his side for the rest of his life!

sprinting_turtle January 13, 2009 at 6:09 am

For starters, ask him if he is really really ready to be transformed to be:

One who gave up in Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit.

One who says farewell to Wine, Women and guns.

One who would never forget his mistakes.

One who must get into bed from one side.

One who must leave the party when he starts having a good time.

beavr_spazn January 16, 2009 at 6:29 am

okay first of all, its “bachelor” … i have problems with major spelling errors. sorry if you took that a wrong way, but i mean in no way, shape or form to be a smart a** remark. i just **** spelling errors.

also:
what would fall faster, a blonde or a brunette?

…the brunette because the blonde would have to ask for directions.