It’s all the rage these days to make goofy websites about Wal-Mart, and one of the newest is a list of ways to get yourself kicked out of one. There are hundreds of ways we have thought of to have some fun getting kicked out of your local Wal-Mart; here are ways number 1 through 25!
I would highly suggest that you do not attempt any of these ways to get tossed out of any store! Most of these tips will get you arrested for destruction of property, vandalism or even theft; or just are bad enough that you SHOULD NOT do them for real.
If you attempt any of the items listed below, you do so at your own risk!
1. Swap items from one strangers cart with items in another strangers cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say “Grandpa!!! You’re ALIVE!!! It’s AMAZING!!!” etc.
5. Take something from someone else’s cart, when they say “hey, that’s mine!" call for security and tell them the other person was going to take your …
6. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide inside one of those big round clothes racks and jump out at people yelling “BOO!!!”
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell “THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!”
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, “COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!”
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell “PICK ME”
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
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13. Hide out inside a clothing rack. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place a dozen bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say “code three in house ware” and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to sword duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then start to act like you’re the conductor
21. Ask various employees for non-existant items or made up products, i.e.”Where is the canned steam?”
22. Open packs of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a duel!
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Hide a walkie-talkie behind a doll and when people walk by make it say “I know where you live…”
25. Attempt to drown yourself in a kiddy pool…
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Hope you enjoy the list! Please remember this is for laughs only, do not attempt any of these for real.
