home buyer Now, Buck this is probably something you don’t know, but cute is one of nature’s devices for preserving its young. It doesn’t apply to just animals either. Many a dumb and useless human being has survived and prospered for no other reason than the good luck of being cute. My wife comes to mind… – Patrick McManus
Writing humor is one of the more difficult types of writing simply because most writers misunderstand the intent of humor writing.
juegos So I pumped my own gas and watched the pennies zip buy at the speed of light while the gallons moved as slowly as molasses in January in Nome located on the south coast of the Seward Peninsula which, if you haven’t been there or have been there, is in Alaska.
Removing bugs squished on my windshield at 75.3 miles per hour is horrific. The speed quoted is the combined speed of my Sienna and the bugs, but that is only an estimate. Dragonflies, which make a big splat, could raise that to 75.35 or so.
home building People who laugh on a regular basis have lower blood pressure than the average person. When you laugh your blood pressure will initially go up then become lower than the normal level, your breathing will then be deeper and that sends oxygenated blood throughout our body. Laughing will decrease your stress hormone and will increase antibodies to fight infections.
Having a sense of humor may help protect you against a heart attack. Research shows that laughing may help prevent heart disease and also found that people that already had heart disease were about 40% less likely to laugh compared to other people about the same age that did not have heart disease.
I became a philosopher at age twelve, after a scant six years of fishing. One evening at supper I looked up from my plate and announced, “I fish; therefore, I am.” Perhaps awed by this evidence of precocity in a young boy, my stepfather turned to my mother and asked, “Is there any more gravy?” Thus encouraged, I forgot about philosophy until I went off to college. – Patrick McManus
Life’s Amusements
A humor writer can take the normal events in life and enhance their ‘normalcy’ to make the common uncommonly funny.
The smoke from the campfire always blew directly in the eyes of the campers, regardless of wind direction. No one minded much, since it prevented you from seeing what you were eating. If a bite of food showed no signs of struggle, you considered this a reasonable indication that it came from the cook pot and was not something just passing through. – Patrick McManus
A Story of Many Colors
If you’ve ever been to a mall where there are artists drawing caricatures you can begin to gain an appreciation for humor writing. The stories have their basis in fact, but the story is blown out of proportion in certain areas to accentuate a point of humor. It doesn’t make the story less true, just more entertaining you can be published without charge. You can to republish this article in your website or blog. Please provide links Active.
