Lewd pick up lines are, bewilderingly, amongst some of the most famous pick up lines.
Why is this so puzzling? Well… because they are also the most inferior for genuinely picking up females.
If you want the girl you’re interested in to feel warm and fuzzy about you, we implore you not to use dirty pick up lines. The only thing they will achieve is getting you a slap across the face.
Of course, not all dirty pick up lines are made the same. Some of them are far more upsetting to the ‘girl recipient’ than others. A turned off look filled with contempt by ‘girl recipient’ is the best you can hope for with others.
Guys need to stop being ignorant of the consequences that come with the use of filthy come-ons. No more charades. This took some thought. And I will part with it.
There are four inherent parts to a degrading pick up line: the lurking sexual act, the filthy language, the demeaning ‘girly name’, and the flighty outcome.
- The Implied Sexual Act: The soul of the dirty pick up line is the implied sexual act between the ‘male sender’ and the ‘girl recipient’. The guideline is simple in this instance. As the implied sexual act becomes more intimate, or (worse) it iniquity and abnormality, the more increased the b**ch slap factor.
Example forms (from least to most dirty): Hug, casual caress, kiss, sexual zone caress, oral her, oral him, sex, anal sex, fetishes and perversions (we won’t enumerate further for you here…)
- The Dirty Language: This one doesn’t need much explanation. Put some dirty words in there and you will be increasing that ‘bitch slap factor’ tenfold. Even better, use nasty words for the ‘implied intimate act’.
- The Demeaning ‘Girly Name’: Often found at the start or at the end of the dirty pick up line the ‘girly name’ is used to firmly assert how little you respect the ‘girl recipient’. This is an optional supplement the guy can employ to get bigger results.
Example forms (from least to most dirty): Babe, Honey, Sweetie, Cutesy, Bitch, Ho, Whore, Slut…
- The Visualization Effects: If the implied sexual act is the soul, then the visualization effects are the heart. The direction in which you are heading with this game in this situation is getting into the ‘girl recipients’ head and aiding her in dreaming up the most detailed spectacle possible. Interjecting graphic representations into the line adds an exponential punch to its inherent dirtyness. The more inspired the better.
Now. As we have taken notice off. Important parts of a dirty pick up line will all have varying degrees of nastiness. On a dirtyness scale of 1 to 10, the likely damage you are going to be asking for is:
- 1/10 Rating: You can probably get away with it. You just may bore her to death.
- 10/10 Rating: “You’re looking to get hurt in ways only South Park’s Kenny lives to talk about.”
We couldn’t leave you without giving you some examples. By chance there is a substantial database which consists of the cheesiest lines that persons have voted on. Why don’t you test your new enlightenment and add your votes to the mix. Check the rude chat up lines and dirty pick up lines out at www.pickuplinescentral.com.
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